If bands had names after what they actually meant

  • Fall Out Boy: Fall Out Dads And Andy
  • Panic! At The Disco: What The Hell! Is Our Genera Supposed To Be?
  • My Chemical Romance: My I Still Haven't Gotten Over The Break Up Romance
  • Arctic Monkeys: Bad Ass Music Made By Bad Ass People
  • Twenty One Pilots: Sad Music Made To Sound Happy
  • Green Day: Lets Make Drug Jokes And See If People Get It
  • Blink-182: We Write Songs About Divorce and Fucking Dogs
  • All Time Low: We're So Pop Punk We Should Be Called Bang Punk
  • Paramore: Haley Williams and Co.